Some more gems…  I just can’t help it…

From hairremovalforall
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Don’t you mean, countless occasions you go to web sites and stuff them with spam?

From Corliss Ontiveros
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I seriously want to know what issue?!?  What problem?!?  And, why would you search for just one thing relating to your problem?!?

From Miss Shively
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I think Corliss Ontiveros and Miss Shively might be conspiring together…

From slot games
“Best Suggestion Of your Week: When going by means of airport customs and you happen to be asked “do you have any firearms with you?” don’t reply “what do you will need?””

Oh, man.  This one had so much potential.  I was really hooked as soon as I saw airport customs and firearms – why couldn’t you come up with a better reply?

From body acne treatment
“Aw, this was a very nice post. In concept I would like to put in writing like this moreover – taking time and actual effort to make a very good article… however what can I say… I procrastinate alot and by no means appear to get one thing done.”

Well, you don’t seem to have trouble posting spam on people’s blogs.

From adult acne treatment
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I don’t even know what to say to this one..

From Dennis Dutt
“Can I simply say what a relief to find somebody who really is aware of what theyre talking about on the internet. You positively know methods to bring an issue to mild and make it important. More people need to read this and perceive this side of the story. I cant consider youre no more well-liked because you undoubtedly have the gift.”

Hmm… “methods to bring an issue to mild”…  “I cant consider youre no more well-liked”…  Because there’s a double negative there, does that mean I’m well-liked?